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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:35

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Consequuntur dolor explicabo ipsa autem vel eos et.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Moonraker

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-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

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From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.